Alexander

The absolute funniest guy to be around. If you're ever in a bad mood, call up this guy. Not only will he make you smile, but he'll comfort you. Alexander doesn't always do everything directly so you have to look for those little things. Checking if you're hungry, getting you water, cracking a joke when he realizes you look down and stopping the jokes when he knows you just need a hug. He doesn't think very highly of himself and I wish he did. I mean he's like the coolest guy I know. He doesn't have to change anything about himself, and he's one of the best friends I've ever had.

Alexander? Oh yeah I know him, coolest dude ever...and his hair? DAYMN!

by littlegreenmushroom July 15, 2024

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Alexander Pope

A famed English poet, mainly remembered for his mock-heroic works such as The Rape of the Lock.

Alexander Pope was so domineering literary figure that even after his name, an entire age is named i.e., The Age of Pope during early 18c.

by typical Indian October 10, 2023

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Alexander the great

A bitchboy solider who fingered a greek warlock.

I just had a Alexander the great up my ass.

by Sharmouta 3000 2.0 May 1, 2021

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Alexander Bekkers

An absolute nonce / The CEO of eedi

Man: Whos that guy over there?
Girl: Oh Thats Alexander Bekkers
Man: Isnt that the CEO of eedi?
Girl: Yes

by Bader skrrrrrrrrt September 18, 2019

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Alexander Charret

A vertically challenged spectacled child loving pedophile.

Can usually be seen wearing M05 camo trousers and jacket, while making loud egregious jokes about minorities and children.

“Hide your kid’s, Alexander Charret is coming!!”

“Heavens above that hooligan is acting just like that midget looking bigot Alexander Charret”

by Clegolas June 25, 2025

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