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bedtime-vs.-age debacle 

Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.
Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.
bedtime-vs.-age debacle by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Minimum sexual age 

Hi wanna bang? Sure, but are you over minimum sexual age? yes, i just turned 3.
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Chick-Fil-Age 

The rage associated with the realization that Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sunday’s.
“How was your Sunday buddy?”
“Horrible, I was so hungover and then was overcome with Chick-Fil-Age. Every fucking Sunday man, it’s devastating.”
Chick-Fil-Age by Mandy and Piper October 16, 2020

Chick-Fil-Age 

The rage associated with the realization that Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sunday’s.
“How was your Sunday buddy?”
“Horrible, I was so hungover and then was overcome with Chick-Fil-Age. Every fucking Sunday man, it’s devastating.”
Chick-Fil-Age by Mandy and Piper October 16, 2020

team new age 

Team New Age is a gaming Organisation Founded In June 2020 In New York City By 3 Men, Aaron Kirsh (CEO), Shin (CTO), And Joaquin (CFO).

The Team has a vast content creation team, including Paola, Fakeify, MiniMiner and KothCap (Only Naming a Few!!)

In September 2020, Team New Age had made their biggest moves yet. They had signed Professional Fortnite Players Reverse2k, Deyy, Mero and Till. In this same month, They had also obtained a '0 Ping' Mansion!

More Competitive players include World Cup Qualifier Legedien, Narwhal, OliverOG and Slick.

I cannot wait until the future for this team. I originally found this team when MiniMiner Joined and i have been grinding ever since.
TNA EmeraldZ one day? we'll see 👀
Team New Age, The best team in the world

Have you heard of Team New Age?
team new age by RealEmeraldZ November 11, 2020

Post information age 

If some are calling these days the most information ate, and journalists are the ones keeping people informed, that means at least some are the journalists are giving people bullshit instead of good information.
At least some of the journalists are keeping people misinformed, and not informed, if there is any truth to post information age.

Minimum dating age 

Learned this from game theory lol.
It's half your age + 7
Which is 14 for me
I assume the maximum is double - 7
Which makes mine 21

Chart:
7: 7 to 10 and a half
8: 9 to 11
9: 11 to 11 and a half
10: 12 to 13
11: 12 and a half to 15
12: 13 to 17
13: 13 and a half to 19
14: you know from above
15: 14 and a half to 23
16: 15 to 25
17: 15 and a half to 27
18: 16 to 29
19: 16 and a half to 31
20: 17 to 33
21: 17 and a half to 35
22: 18 to 37
23: 18 and a half to 39
24: 19 to 41
25: 19 and a half to 43
26: 20 to 45
27: 20 and a half to 47
28: 21 to 49
29: 21 and a half to 51
30: 22 to 53
31: 22 and a half to 55
32: 23 to 57
33: 23 and a half to 59
34: 24 to 61
35: 24 and a half to 63
36: 25 to 65
37: 25 and a half to 67
38: 26 to 69
39: 26 and a half to 71
40: 27 to 73
41: 27 and a half to 75
42: 28 to 77
43: 28 and a half to 79
44: 29 to 81
45: 29 and a half to 83
46: 30 to 85
47: 30 and a half to 87
48: 31 to 89
49: 31 and a half to 91
50: 32 to 93
51: 32 and a half to 95
52: 33 to 97
53: 33 and a half to 99
54: 34 to dead (I consider 100 max age, so if ur max dating age surpasses this, u r officially old)
55: 34 and a half to dead
56: 35 to dead
57: 35 and a half to dead
58: 36 to dead
59: 36 and a half to dead
60: 37 to dead
61: 37 and a half to dead
62: 38 to dead
63: 38 and a half to dead
64: 39 to dead
65: 39 and a half to dead
66: 40 to dead
67: 40 and a half to dead
68: 41 to dead
69: 41 and a half to dead
Bro I'm 24, what's my minimum dating age?
19, brutha