Green Tea Addict

A person, usually male, who lusts for huge, fat cocks, yet doesn't admit it publically. Basically closet homosexual, but with bigger cock sucking urges.

Green Tea Addict is getting defensive again....

by Giorno but gayer August 31, 2018

smartphone addict

People who do no longer have any hobby other than picking up smartphone for doomscrolling, hence they tie their self-worth to the maximum amount of screen time they can get from their parents

Ever since he got his new phone, Jake has turned into a total smartphone addict—he spends all his free time doomscrolling and has completely abandoned his hobbies, all while bragging about how much screen time he racks up!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

script addict

someone who is not only addicted to irc but also to the program's that let you connect to irc, script is the equivalent to a crackheads pipe, as it delivers the "fix"

porch is a script addict

by porch October 28, 2007

dilf addiction

something I have specifically for the tf2 medic

Me:*has dilf addiction*
Timmy:wtf

by raybeez April 25, 2022

BabyTV Addiction

A permanent and irreversible attatchmenr to the channel BabyTV
Symptoms Include: Shakiness, headaches, irritability and nightmares

I’m afraid i got some bad news, your daughter Annie has BabyTV Addiction which means she’s addicted to it, there’s nothing we can do

by KittenZoomies July 9, 2025

jizz addict

A slang phrase describing someone who jokingly claims to be "addicted" to sexual release cum. It's often used in memes. online banter or exaggerated self-descriptions to sound provocative or funny. In most cases, it's not meant literally - it reflects someone who talks about or jokes about sex more than usual or someone who finds the topic entertaining in a comedic way,

'Bro, you need to chill with those jokes - you're turning into a tota jizz addict."

by AnnyomousCat28 November 4, 2025

Tall Striker Addiction

Tall Striker addiction is illness created by Edin Terzic. Coach is addicted to tall strikers most of the times.

When it is mentioned that Edin Terzic wants another tall striker, you can react that he has Tall Striker addiction

by ModroBAF November 14, 2023