University of Alabama

The most amazing place on earth. The greatest college in the SEC and since the SEC runs NCAA athletics that makes it the greatest college in the country. It is a place where tradition matters...12 National Championships, 21 SEC Championships, and more bowl appearances than any other team in NCAA football. It's where the great "Bear" Bryant became a football legend. The place where the amazing Nick Saban now hangs his hat.

One of the biggest party schools in the country. Everyone has a good time in a visit to the U of A.

Auburn University wishes it was the University of Alabama.

by loveUofA12 July 19, 2009

Alabama Mud Slide

The act of defecating into a person's mouth. The partner then proceeds to give oral sex while their mouth is still filled with feces.

Dude, Jessica and I made an Alabama Mud Slide yesterday.

by BCEagles7 January 31, 2009

acab

what girls named emily and olivia say as a response to anything they dont like

Person 1: "I dont agree with you on that point of view"
Emily: " Anyways, acab and stan nanci pelosi for clear skin"

by user29493738904 July 17, 2020

allah ackbar

Allah and Ackbar are the twin gods of chaos, death, and destruction. Together Allah (the great deceiver) and Ackbar (the great destroyer) have created the region of corruption, sorrow, and despair we now know as the middle east. Militants pay homage to this demonic duo and receive blessings by committing acts of murder and suicide. Death, no matter the source, feeds the wicked pair!

Allah Ackbar! Bless and fill us with unholy rage so we may smite our enemies!

by CGY July 22, 2006

Alabama Threeway

A sexual act involving three incredibly unattractive individuals; an analogous social or political situation.

The 2012 Republican primary race is like an "Alabama Threeway" between a your crazy uncle, your least favorite cousin, and a live pig (Santorum, Romney, and Gingrich, respectively).

by IwishIwereStephenColbert May 13, 2012

Alabama Shakes

Withdrawals from alcohol and meth at the same time.

Jim Bob couldn't make the stop sign shootout, he's gotta bad case of the Alabama Shakes.

by kashi70 August 23, 2016

Alabama Clam Chowder

After ejaculating in a yeast infected vagina, the man puts her legs behind her head and then spoon feeds her the soupy chowder that fills her clam.

Your mom makes the best Alabama Clam Chowder.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009