Pretendo 69

Terminology apparently used by Sony 'trollls' during the late 1990's as an insult to the Nintendo 64.

The Pretendo 69 is total ass, it ain't got shit on the Playstation!

Joe: "In response to all the the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation

by TractorJacked November 5, 2022

poop 69

You're probably the boredest person on earth.

Jim: Hey John! I just signed up on Youtube and I chose poop 69 for my username.
John: -_-

by Tristan reads the dictionary February 1, 2022

buttfart.69

The most dreamy tiktoker ever loveface

"Oh em golly buttfart.69 followed me back he is so dreamy"

by zanderkisser August 2, 2021

Jarvo 69

India cricket legend. Well known for falling just 5 wickets short of a 5-for at Lord's and almost getting a tonne at Headingly before his marathon innings was cut short by the interventions of misguided stewarding staff.

Jarvo 69 would have stopped the Indian batting collapse if those stupid stewards hadn't carted him off!

by zchatm8 August 28, 2021

69 Dicktip

When two males are 69ing and only sucking eachothers dicktips

Yo Jude Marmaduke, you wanna 69 dicktip?

by analbeads4lyfee January 2, 2011

route 69

When 2 people, preferably a guy and girl, have 69 with the girl on the bottom. When he jizzums, he turns around in a sitting position with his butt on the girl's face. Then he wipes his asshole on her face to her chest, make route 69.

EWWWW! you did route 69 ith your mom?!

by OWF March 16, 2005

floating 69

When two people skydive from a high altitude and 69 each other while falling to the Earth.

Taylor and Paige performed floating 69 on each other to spice up their relationship.

by Doyouevenvapebrah? April 27, 2017