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Fawking Wit Ya

Fawking wit ya is a term used by retarded English men to explain that they were just jolking with one of their mates.
Ex: "Oi you there, yeah the pig fucker in the back. You's a cunt licker. Just fawking wit ya."
by Knee-Grow united June 12, 2018
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atheist witness

a person who doesnt believe in any religion or celebrate any type holiday that means Christmas Halloween Columbus Day 4th of July Black Friday Etc. must follow the orders of the Young Pretty gxd (YPG)
"Tom: hey dude come to this Christmas party with me.
Miguel : no Homes i'm a atheist witness"

"girlfriend: babe its my birthday :D
boyfriend: i atheist witness i dont believe in that"
by YxungPrettyGxd December 23, 2013
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Wit Bull

A person who locks their jaw on a small part of an argument and won't let go, no matter how much the truth is hitting them in the face.
He is denying the validity of scientists, because he met one and didn't like him. What a Wit Bull!
by Chefspam March 11, 2017
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witted

The state of being reached by spending years being hyper-intellectual, socially anxious, misanthropic, and amateurishly scientifically educated.

People in this state believe they have found a neutral and realistic state if being because they are pop-science fanatics and highly pompous. The often cite "science" as an explanation for any phenomena and happily denounce the existence of God or religion as a personal thrill rather than intellectual discourse.

Their lives are often very cold and antisocial and they seem to get along better with computers than people and only let science to their doorstep,meaning they don't exercise, practice good hygiene, or maintain decent social relations for the betterment of their mental health.

It should be noted that these individuals are not autistic but are occasionally mistaken for those on the spectrum. A witted individual must have originally had regular outlook and habits but regressed into a state of wittedness.

The word is an ironic indicator of idiocy marked by the fact that the individual lacks wit and therefore is clouded by a compulsive desire to express their wit and partake is mainstream societal standards of intelligence.
"Why does Kyle keep posting covid vaccine articles on facebook"
"Ever since he got out of highschool and got isolated with his video games he became a little witted"
by tabegipocu August 30, 2021
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Nevuh been wit a baddie

A term that defines someone who has indeed never been with a baddie.
Yo dude! I nevuh been wit a baddie, she calm so I add her to the tally.
by Nevuh been wit a baddie February 10, 2022
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ride wit it

When you found out that that triflin' man IS the father of yo child and you wanna let him kno' you expect a check in the mail in 20-30 business days post-appearance on Maury.
Ride wit it, Harry! Ride wit it!
by bowle'd April 5, 2017
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Dummy dim wit syndicate

A person who doesnt kno wats going on
This cat andrew be on the dummy dim wit syndicate status when hes stoned.
by Ethik one November 17, 2003
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