That's whats witted!!!

That is smart or that is a good idea!!!
You at the shoe store about to by one pair of J's but they got a sell for buy one get one half off. So, your homie tells you to take the sell. You respond by saying "That's whats witted!!! Good lookin."
by theone# April 15, 2011
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Dummy dim wit syndicate

A person who doesnt kno wats going on
This cat andrew be on the dummy dim wit syndicate status when hes stoned.
by Ethik one November 18, 2003
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Witness a murder

You watching someone get killed from a distance
Yooo , I just witness a murder im shaking really bad
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Witness a murder

You watch someone get killed from a far.
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Jehovah's Witnesses

A secret organization that spies on and targets people for their feminism and their machist purposes.
I hate the Jehovah's Witnesses, and so it gives me nausea.
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Jehovah's Witnesses

A religion that's losing more members than gaining.

JWs are generally very kind and loving people, although they are very stubborn when hearing facts from non JWs.

The religion is very strict and organized throughout the whole earth.

They all teach the same things, and believe the same things.

They go from door to door teaching people about the bible, and if accepted, they may start a bible study and the person may eventually become baptized.
However, they never force people to accept them and their beliefs.

It's considered dangerous and a to make friends outside the religion, which is one of the reasons it's considered a cult.

Unlike popular belief, pedophiles are kicked out of the congregation, and are reported to the police.

The religion has high requirements, so many infact, that many people can't even be baptized because they don't or can't meet standards. And due to the strict standards, many people are leaving the religion or being disfellowshipped, especially ones that grew up with it.
Person 1: Those Jehovah's Witnesses are nice people, but they are so strict I could never be a part of their religion.

Person 2: Yeah, if I joined I wouldn't last long, it's not worth it, even though I agree with their beliefs on the bible.
by Raptarex May 22, 2020
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Aight imma fuck wit u

People use this bio on dating apps when they fuck wit casual hook ups
As Emerson saw aight imma fuck wit u in her bio he knew he found the jackpot.
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