noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024
Get the A Jerk-Off Jehova Witnessmug. "touch me again hoe, I fucking dare you, touch me again, I ain't playin wit you"
"dumbass hoe, you think i'm playin wit you, but i'm not. square the fuck up, bitch!"
"dumbass hoe, you think i'm playin wit you, but i'm not. square the fuck up, bitch!"
by Cherries and Wine January 22, 2019
Get the playin wit youmug. The person who doesn't approve this word is beef-witted.
by Leroop December 15, 2021
Get the Beef-Wittedmug. by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025
Get the ion fuck wit youmug. by B2316 April 5, 2016
Get the phallic witmug. by Quang May 2, 2018
Get the Wit sitmug. by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025
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