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Wilsonism

The practice of staying in your room all day and not going out to touch grass. People who practice Wilsonism think about random stuff every day and probably don't have lives as they spam Valorant games instead of doing schoolwork. These people usually use Discord 24/7 and never leave vc. If you practice Wilsonism get a life. Please! -sincerely your best friend Questionable. Don't question it.
Wilson: I practice Wilsonism!
Bob: Oh so you're a degenerate.
by aignfiugasg August 23, 2023
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Wilson

is in a frat. and asian.
Wilson? The frat guy?
by gossipblogcom December 2, 2021
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Wilson

Wilson is simply that nigga‼️ Ain’t no way you gonna catch Wilson slippin any time soon. Y’all better stop playin with my boy Wilson on foenem😒 And guess what… your mom makes Wilson food every Sunday, your girlfriend sleeps with Wilson every time she not sleeping with you, and your best brodi plays 2k with him every time he says “He’s Busy” 🤧 INDEED😵 💫🙈🐐
Deshaun: Yeo I seen ya bae talkin with Wilson

Alex: Oh shii for real? Damn, I guess I’m single 😖

Deshaun: Huh why?

Alex: Cuz that’s Wilson, she not my girl no more
by The Bad Guy💔🧟‍♂️ December 4, 2021
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Wilson

noun: a handprint of lube on a frilly bedspread found after a ground-shattering anal sesh.
After Kyle raided Kristen’s bum, they noticed Wilson was there too and had spied in on the event. Oh, Wilson.
by KDubs2004 August 9, 2022
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Jamie hall-wilson

(litterally a random name i came up with a random name btw)
People with this name seem like the type to guilt trip, lie, and make everything about herself
Jamie hall-wilson seems kinda mean..
by Jade_Mochizuki August 22, 2022
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isabella wilson

Pretty, kind hearted, lactose intolerant who still consumes dairy and then regrets it right away, she loves cheer, her family (sometimes), loves her two brothers and her future dog. She loves to read and has blonde hair. She goes by Ella and has cheered since she was four.
Isabella Wilson is a queen who loves her brothers.
by blondiebaddie August 26, 2022
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The Wilson

When you whip your girls period blood off your dick and smack her ass to make a hand print and yell "WWWIILLLSSSOOOOONNN"
Bitch said we cant have sex cuz im on the rag. I gave her the wilson and split.
by Tom Spanks August 30, 2022
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