free willy

To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.

Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.

If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Willy B

The slang term for the Williamsburg Bridge. The Williamsburg Bridge is a suspension bridge in New York City across the East River connecting the Lower East Side of Manhattan with the Williamsburg neighborhood of Brooklyn.

Let's take the Willy B into the city.

by Mordechai Beaver Cohen December 21, 2008

bean-basher-willy-tacker

meaning you have a small penis

you are never gonna get laid with that bean-basher-willy-tacker

by God_45 March 21, 2004

Willy's Wonka

A man takes a shit in his hands, then proceeds to spread the shit on his cock and balls. (making it look like a chocolate treat)while an unsuspecting female waits patiently for Willy's "chocolate" Wonka.

Dad's making Willy's Wonka again tonight.

by blaint73 June 26, 2007

skeet willy

when you give a girl a wet willy, but with skeet instead of spit. Or when you ejaculate in the girls ear and rub it around in her ear with your finger.

I gave your mom a skeet willy in her ear and she needed a whole box of q-tips to clean it out.

by C Dubss September 8, 2006

But Willy

to lick one's thumb and shove it up another's but hole.

She wouldn't give it up last night so gave her a but willy.

by maggotnictron February 14, 2007

Wet Willy Wonka

When a guy withdraws his penis out of anal sex and inserts it in her ear and twist it around making it wet from seamen and Sh*#.

Dude i gave this chick a Wet Willy Wonka last night. It was sick there was my future children and her food from last night in her ear.

by M.O.BitChEz. July 15, 2010