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Wet Towel

Mike is such a wet towel, i mean look at him he is just sitting there doing nothing.
by TheWizard13 July 28, 2011
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Wet Turtle

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan
"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, i'd love one... Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet turtle them..."
by Orange Kangaroo October 21, 2011
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Wet Panda

An asian sex position that involves shrimp fried rice, duck sauce, and a mink coat. Normally preformed on a water bed.
Hoi Shing and Tiao preformed the "Wet Panda" in the confines of their own bedroom. Those dirty bastards!
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Wet cheeto

when a weird looking redhead recieves oral sex from a desperate girl
Hey did you hear?! Cory Flores totally got a wet cheeto last night from some floored bitch!
by nighthawk.tw420 May 6, 2009
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wet dollar

Just before ejaculating during sex, the man pulls out a dollar bill (any value), pulls out, and cums all over it, as much as possible --cover that shit-- and then starts to wipe it on their partner's face and other areas if necessary.
Dude, I wet dollar'd Jeff's boyfriend last night.

I got it in! But, she told me to wet dollar her first.
by Potato salad May 17, 2014
mugGet the wet dollarmug.

Wet-back

A mexican with no green card, too lazy to get one; therefore swims to the U.S thus becoming a "wet-back".
The Wet-backs pick srawberries, work our fast foods, and sell flowers, oranges, cherries etc. on main streets.
by ivette July 19, 2006
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wet willy

A wet willy is to lick/spit on your finger creep up to an unsuspecting person and put your finger in their ear while turning it around
"I gave John a wet willy"
"That bastard Jake gave me a wet willy
by Tommygee34 December 26, 2005
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