My ex is a wee wee type of guy. He didn’t treat me right and he had a little shrimp. He was probably mad bc I couldn’t grow
by Gangsta364 December 12, 2018

by It’s Nate guys February 20, 2019

by {Mikotashi} June 4, 2022

by Ted Mosby's hair April 26, 2019

The act of urinating before embarking on any journey/activity to minimise the likelihood of being caught short or the need to urinate interrupting your activity. An especially useful tool for young children.
by Lifeofloaf January 16, 2017

When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).
"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."
by glocksucker69 July 31, 2023

When you are going on a long trip and don't need a wee but you try to go anyway incase there is a magic one in there
by Louskilou October 2, 2016
