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don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
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Chili twist

The act of putting hot sauce on an erect penis and giving a blow job to the man
“Dude, I hooked up with this girl and she did the chili twist on me
by Andre Binks August 16, 2025
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pretzel twisting

Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.
Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.

Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.
by Fuzzy_R January 1, 2011
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Sausage twist

When ones gentlemen sausage is twisted by hand in a sexual way to cause arousal and more.
George gave Owen a massive sausage twist and he screamed in agony as he came everywhere.
by SickoBamba069 November 17, 2023
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twisted the wrist

When you twist a joint and shove it in ones ass
Cassie told me that she would twisted the wrist and came at me
by SMGxGOD May 26, 2018
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TWIST MEDIA

An award-winning event company in Singapore that creates and activates experiences with infinite possibilities, starting from ground zero. They design, create, manage, and go virtual - making sure they have a clear goal to make every event happen.
With Twist Media, everything is possible!
by saladcake February 26, 2022
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