Gay Turtle

when a man sucks a dick wrapped in a taco shell.

one man wraps his dick in a taco shell with just the head sticking out, and another man sucks it.

I heard Matt gave Bob a "gay turtle"

by Neato Beatsmeato August 14, 2011

turtle syndrome

shrinkage when a man's frank and beans shrivel up when he experiences extreme cold, resembling a turtle reseeding into its shell.

i jumped into that cold pool and got wicked turtle syndrome.

by ross turner December 29, 2007

Turtle punch

When you headbutt a women's vagina.

I turtle punch that bitch cause her pussy smelled like Cristian's butthole !

by Hester Malone December 30, 2014

turtle ponchos

A turtle that looks like a poncho and a poncho that looks like a turtle, a very good dessert.

Turtle Ponchos are very good.

by CHANCLA THROWER May 1, 2018

Scared turtle

When a penis gets cold and hides for a while

"This water is making me pull a scared turtle"

by Phillip cobra September 16, 2014

awkward sea turtle

It is using the ASL word for sea turtle... which is reperasented by placing one hand on top of the other, palms down, and extending the thumbs outward rotating. The end result should look like a turtle swimming. Use this gesture when a conversation or situation becomes awkward. This is a good way to get attention of friends to either rescue you or the one making it awkward understand what they are doin.

Irving was telling me all about his pet iguana, so i was doing "awkward sea turtle" to get jessica's attention to save me.

by rusticwear October 30, 2008

slap the turtle

during anal sex if the bellend touches the recievers turd this is known as slapping the turtle

OMG you just slapped my turtle
i told you not to slap the turtle it hurts!!!

by lewy1102 =) January 14, 2009