Turtle Tattoo

Fucking sexy.

So amazingly sexy your clothes explode.

Guy 1: "Wow, that' girls so turtle tattoo it hurts."
Guy 2: "She's more turtle tattoo than my girlfriend!"

by Batman is sexy April 27, 2009

drippy turtle

After a man cums and the penis softens it shrinks like a frightened turtle into it's shell, thus causing the excess cum trapped in the penis to drip out.

Man, I hate cleaning up after a drippy turtle.

by Nedthan May 26, 2010

slimy turtle

when the boy is feeling up the girl while the girl's legs are wrapped around the boy's back and up his shirt at the same time

while i was feeling her up, we were in the slimy turtle position

by tommydizzleword September 21, 2008

Turtle Hanger

If someone goes for a poop, and do not wip their ass properly, they would have a small poop hanging from their butt.

Andy went to the toilet and left with a turtle hanger

by x Your Mum x August 05, 2011

Turtle Boxing

Fucking a womans clevage while holding her tits together. Combining turtle boxing with a Diaphram Dump results in Sloppy Chilli Dog.

"His girlfriend was on the rag, so he reverted to Turtle Boxing instead."

by Deano' June 15, 2007

Slow Turtle

A guy who is slow to or cannot get an erection before sex. Credit to Orlando...

Poor Kyle, its a shame that he is a slow turtle.

by xn1nt3nd0 February 15, 2011

awkward turtle

A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend.

"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"

by Urban Dictionary December 06, 2007