Turtle Boxing

Fucking a womans clevage while holding her tits together. Combining turtle boxing with a Diaphram Dump results in Sloppy Chilli Dog.

"His girlfriend was on the rag, so he reverted to Turtle Boxing instead."

by Deano' July 13, 2007

slimy turtle

when the boy is feeling up the girl while the girl's legs are wrapped around the boy's back and up his shirt at the same time

while i was feeling her up, we were in the slimy turtle position

by tommydizzleword November 3, 2008

Turtle maker

A woman so ugly it actually makes your penis retract into your body.

That lady was a turtle maker.

by Pineapple trombone July 2, 2015

Turtle Recall

When you have a Turtles Head coming through, and you hold it for that long that said poo returns back inside of you.

Frank: "Hey are you ok? I noticed you were a bit uncomfortable earlier."
Billy: "Yeah I'm fine now, I had a Turtles head popping out, but then I got Turtle Recall!"

by nickbaz92 March 11, 2016

Slow Turtle

A guy who is slow to or cannot get an erection before sex. Credit to Orlando...

Poor Kyle, its a shame that he is a slow turtle.

by xn1nt3nd0 March 3, 2011

Turtle Hanger

If someone goes for a poop, and do not wip their ass properly, they would have a small poop hanging from their butt.

Andy went to the toilet and left with a turtle hanger

by x Your Mum x August 5, 2011

awkward turtle

A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend.

"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"

by Urban Dictionary January 7, 2009