shiny-trousered

Pej. - Describing a bald ponce with a penchant for camp clothing.

Big gay Jon is a shiny-trousered gimp.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

the trousers

The Mrs, the wife, the girlfriend, the trousers wearer in the house.

"Will you please ask the trousers if you can come to the pub at the weekend?"

by BlindNinja June 19, 2007

throwing trout

when a man wears pants which accentuate his package, often to the point to leaving nothing to the imagination

Billy's really throwing trout today. Think those pants can get any tighter?

by djk412 February 18, 2009

Extreme trouting

a person committing the act of a major fail

Tom slipped on the ice, broke his new shoes, ripped his pants and was late for work, thus committing Extreme trouting.

by kingofdeadspace December 6, 2011

furry trout

Furry Trout defined as a species of trout that is furry to the touch and smells like three week old pussy juice cocktail.

Yo from a distance that pussy looked like a keeper! Untill I got close to see the goods then I know ihad a furry trout to release!

by Yo Digity Dank September 15, 2013

Brown Trout and Blue Gravy

Brown Trout and Blue Gravy is what you typically find in a outhouse. Shit and Blue water.

The Portelet's special of the day was Brown Trout and Blue Gravy.

by Shitboss13 June 1, 2016

Rainbow Trout

A poop that is so big and so long that parts of it are sticking out of the water in the toilet bowl and are changing color due to oxidation.

Garrup hasnt pooped in 4 days, but today he finally made a rainbow trout and feels relieved.

by Notorious B I Scuffer July 21, 2016