a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.
Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?
Man 2: yeah....
Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!
Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!
Man 2: yeah....
Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!
Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!
by Jojo Thunderboltz & Torched-Up March 7, 2010
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by Piddy October 11, 2003
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Original meaning: Today it means basically ,"family over everything and everyone". Originally it meant the opposite "the bond you have with true friends is stronger than any family relation.
Original meaning: Today it means basically ,"family over everything and everyone". Originally it meant the opposite "the bond you have with true friends is stronger than any family relation.
Original: I will have a stronger bond with the men and women I served with at war than I could have with any family member . The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Today: blah blah family is all we have. Ya know blood is thicker than water.
Today: blah blah family is all we have. Ya know blood is thicker than water.
by #and August 5, 2016
Get the Blood is thicker than water mug.Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006
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Get the I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you mug.The act of making out with a girl while her parents know exactly what's going on but can't stop it. Pwned.
Joey: Hey you know where Mason and Kristen are?
Garrett: Man, they are going Stranger Than Fiction right on their parent's car.
Joey : Shiiiiiit
*meanwhile*
Father: That boy is groping my daughter at this moment but there is nothing I can do about it.
Garrett: Man, they are going Stranger Than Fiction right on their parent's car.
Joey : Shiiiiiit
*meanwhile*
Father: That boy is groping my daughter at this moment but there is nothing I can do about it.
by James Westfall December 6, 2006
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by Christel March 21, 2007
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