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Tree Cop

That was the third time that tree cop has checked my fishing license.
by Clear Waer June 25, 2016
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A Tree in the Meadow

There's a tree in the meadow
With a stream drifting by
And carved upon that tree I see
"I love you till I die"
I will always remember
The love in your eye
The day you carved upon that tree
"I love you till I die"
But further on down lovers' lane
A silhouette I see
I know you're kissing someone else
I wish that it were me
By that tree in the meadow
My thoughts always lie
And wherever you go, you'll always know
I love you till I die
by Death Menace July 1, 2022
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Tree Shit

When your out in the woods and all of a sudden your butt-hole tightens up and you get that distinct feeling that your about to unload 12 pounds of ass cannon....

Onto a tree
by i dont know February 18, 2021
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tree vibe

A good or bad way of explaining your high
"I'm getting sucha good tree vibe from this bud"
by Bojackhorseman November 19, 2014
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Freaky Tree

During an awkward moment, ball up your fist vertically (like a dap) and place your other hand on top. One hand is the trunk and the other is the branches. The branches can easily vary in motion.
I was washing my hands in the Bayside High library, when I heard someone in the stall making some treacherous noises. Guess who comes walking out? Principal Belding, and he was nannied up and nervous looking. We've all been there, so out grew the Freaky Tree and we both laughed!
by Kevy-Kev April 21, 2008
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Tree Of Knowledge

The TOK to the TIC of life and times:
1. Sexual Intercourse; Sex; Fucking; penis in vagina; cock in pussy; Orgasmic physical activity shared between man and woman;

2. Tree Of Knowledge is the result of having sexual relations with a partner: SEX brings forth pregnancy, babies, transmitted diseases, fear, distraction, weakness.... Also known as the Tree of Life/ Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is the process after having SEX: a baby is born which is the Life. The good part is the baby's innocence of God, the evil part is God does not create babies in His&Her Garden of Eden lest the baby overshadows the work in the garden and the garden paradise is neglected by Adam&Eve, opening the doors to the seven deadly sins and destruction. The Tree Of Knowledge continues to grow in only one direction but with many branches of endless disillusions in reality. God is replaced by His&Her own creations creating on their own understanding in the Tree Of Knowledge and the Tree of Life consumes them to their own purposes rendering themselves "dead" to God's purpose and paradise, as promised the pair dies after having SEX and they become slaves to their baby's life. Everything they know revolves around their baby. Without God there is no life purpose. The baby they created becomes their "no life purpose". The Tree Of Knowledge is having SEX and eating the fruit of the Tree is having SEX and a baby is taken, a life for a life, an endless tree of the Knowledge of life's good and evil.
I had a date to study the fruit of the Tree Of Knowledge with my ex after we got back together, and that stupid dead dumb fuck gave me the God damn Herpes! His piece of shit ass fucked her piece of shit cunt and came out with herpes of shit lifetime of deadly disease! If only I chose to Heed God's warning I'd still have my life in the garden.
by DeepThrowWitDancer April 9, 2022
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Yellow Tree

Noun: Word-play on the Counter Strike term "lo3", often stated as a request to make the match or scrimmage go "live on three".
CT Player1 : got 5?
T Player 1: 5th just got here.
CT Player 1: lo3 then
*a little time passes without the match going live*
CT Player 2: Yellow Tree?
by iniq.Seraphim April 9, 2009
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