beef sandwich

When a particularly hot, beefy fart is deposited (usually by someone named Felix) into a hand and then smashed into someone's face; creating a sandwich of face (bread), fart (beef) and hand (bread).
Felix has been cranking out beef all day. I refuse to turn my back on him for fear of a getting a beef sandwich to the grill.
by fourfeetofweather January 21, 2008
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Judo beef

Judo beef is initiated when one or both or sometimes more, martial artists fight each other out of sheer hatred for one another.
one fights another, they both use martial arts:sometimes judo, sometimes other forms of martial arts-the both got Judo beef
by Samuel Justin adesanya June 22, 2007
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Beef and Bounce

When you fart (beef) inconspicuously in a crowded area and then quickly leave (bounce), leaving the crowd of people wondering who produced the foul odor.
What the F is that smell? Aw man, I think someone just pulled a beef and bounce
by Oskar Nowosielski September 21, 2006
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Beef Blanket

When a girl has been sexually overused vaginally and/or when the labia minora, the "beef" or "lips" of the female genitals, is completely external to the point where one could wrap objects or herself in.
guy 1: Hey, did you see that girl in math class? guy 2: You mean the blond with the short skirt? oh, dude! I totally hit that!!
guy 1: I'm sure you did! The girls a total slut. Every time she takes a step, her beef blanket claps harder than a def audience.
by 1om3n8 January 18, 2012
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beef willickers

a joyful exclamation local to Baltimore, MD. Simply the coining of two similarly silly phrases, "beef Wellington" and "gee willickers!", through comedic pararhyme.
-"We're going to pick up the new TV."
-"Well beef willickers!"
by JfromBMo March 03, 2009
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Beef Bag

A prostitute, slut or a sleep around whore.
Unless you want an STD, stay away from Carla. She's a beef bag.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2016
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