by A nonce January 20, 2022
Get the Noncemug. by Kiddy fiddler May 8, 2018
Get the Noncemug. A word used by prison officers to describe a paedophile
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Prisoners use the acronym "NONCE" to stand for:
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Prisoners use the acronym "NONCE" to stand for:
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by JuSco January 20, 2019
Get the Noncemug. 
A special type of nonce.
A Bowyer nonce is a nonce that’ll go for lonely little kids called Jared that only walks to specified locations,
When a Bowyer nonce finds a Jared he simply does a very cliche move (Scream at them whilst wiggling their cock in their hand) to get their attention and then gives them a two footed challenge to the acl and start slapping their face with their cock whilst making tribal screeching and then anally penetrate the victim until it realeases itself all over the kid whilst making Roblox death noises.
A Bowyer nonce is a nonce that’ll go for lonely little kids called Jared that only walks to specified locations,
When a Bowyer nonce finds a Jared he simply does a very cliche move (Scream at them whilst wiggling their cock in their hand) to get their attention and then gives them a two footed challenge to the acl and start slapping their face with their cock whilst making tribal screeching and then anally penetrate the victim until it realeases itself all over the kid whilst making Roblox death noises.
Jared: I was walking in the park today and I was confronted by a Bowyer nonce, I was petrified, tbf he looks like you.
Mr Hilton: *Gets nervous*
Jared: ... WAIT A MINU....
Mr Hilton: *Bowyer nonce tribal screech*
Mr Hilton: *Gets nervous*
Jared: ... WAIT A MINU....
Mr Hilton: *Bowyer nonce tribal screech*
by ExSkii May 8, 2018
Get the Bowyer noncemug. Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!
“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
by Cacker Man April 1, 2023
Get the Nonce Nuggetsmug. "Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"
by ~hlumi January 22, 2018
Get the murder noncemug.