smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper

We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage

by Grannys wet April 2, 2017

Cabbage

Slang for a person who is all talk/makes empty threats.

"Man'll turn cabbage if I bust that wap (shoot a gun)"

by bonnieiscool March 4, 2024

muff cabbage

It's a term that was thrown around on this week's South Park episode spoofing Jersey Shore - it means a woman's private parts, the vagina.

That guy in the store was such a pain to deal with, such a muff cabbage.

by whatever788 October 17, 2010

Nose cabbage

Arm pit odor

Man! Why does everyone that shops at Walmart smell like nose cabbage? Take a shower, you nasty bastards!

by Vanessa28613 August 12, 2015

Cabbage Stuck In Her Braces

Going to rob a bank

That chick totally has cabbage stuck in her braces

by Mavrick1200 September 1, 2011

Boiling the cabbage

When some one who usually follows traditional conservative ways and philosophies, is opening up to more liberal life ideas.

My grandfather is starting to accepting the idea of gay marriage as a normal thing, he is boiling the cabbage.

by Young talk October 16, 2019

Dirty cabbage

Watching your bitch limp into coles

That dirty cabbage

Can’t believe he just sat there while she just limped into coles

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021