Woman

An adult person who identifies as female. Women are considered inferior to men in many places, for some unknown reason. Many straight men write definitions here to complain about women, which may or may not be a reaction to straight women writing complaints about men here.

Contrary to popular belief, a man and woman can be friends without romantic or sexual feelings developing between them, even if they're both straight.

by Sam_han_tha April 22, 2018

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Rat Woman

The woman that comes in ten minutes before Papa Murphy's closes and asks if they have any extra pizzas left over. If they don't have exactly what she wants she snubs 'em. She looks like a rat.

Do you have the combo pizza left over with out onions? You don't? What kind of place is this? I'm not gonna buy any left over pizzas tonight.

Damn rat woman.

by poo poo August 2, 2003

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explaining to a woman

Something men simply cannot do, ever.

"I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"

by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017

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Dhar Woman

Dhar Woman is Dhar Mann's husband. She is an indian actor most known for "Dhar Woman".

She is very beautiful and has won many pagents.

Yo cuh is that Dhar Woman ?

by DracoCuzzo January 30, 2023

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Schrödinger's Woman

The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.

Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"

by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023

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