It's when a woman who has had children and a man who is not so well endowed, engage in sexual intercourse and they discover that because the diameter of her hole is too large for the circumference of his small penis their motions cause a sound similar to a fat man chewing a triple decker cheeseburger with the works. It's a sloppy sound and must be drowned out with music. Unfortunately, unless there is other stuff going on to arouse them, the sex is most unsatisfying.
Anita: So, did you sleep with him?
Chrissy: I most certainly did, *sigh*
Anita: What's wrong? Wasn't it good?
Chrissy: No the Hole to Pole Factor was unsatisfying.
Anita: Too bad.
Chrissy: I most certainly did, *sigh*
Anita: What's wrong? Wasn't it good?
Chrissy: No the Hole to Pole Factor was unsatisfying.
Anita: Too bad.
by MrsMama January 13, 2011
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