A chill girl who doesn't give herself enough credit; anyone that spends time with her will be dying from laughter at the end. Even though she can be very weird and quirky, she’ll be your ride or die in any situation. She's the type of girl who will one day make a great teacher. She’s the kindest and most genuine person you’ll ever meet, no matter what anyone else says about her. The people that call her a "toxic psychopath" are just jealous since they can’t talk to her anymore. Simply put, she’s one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet in your life.
Person 1: Are Eli and Clark dating.
Eli: *breaks through a window and crashes rolls over table* NO WE'RE NOT!!!
Eli: *breaks through a window and crashes rolls over table* NO WE'RE NOT!!!
by I have no earthly idea November 22, 2021

by Zaybuns July 25, 2022

by BigL August 11, 2012

a man that loves to hump foxes after going through four hours of sex on a little boat with pastor Jeff
by mommy mike October 5, 2022

Clarke is a good guy that usually knows how to have fun until you piss a Clarke off. When Clarke doesn’t have you blocked, he is a cool dude that likes to stalk your posts on Instagram. Clarke is perfect to harass. Don’t make Clarke upset though or else Clarke will report your posts and tattle tale to his family. Clarke loves the colour yellow but not as much as he loves to creep on you at rave concerts.
by Angie did it February 8, 2019
