Muff Cabbage

a bloody siamese pussy clit

Yo Bitch! Stop being such a Muff Cabbage!

by Wyrd Wizard October 18, 2010

muff cabbage

A Jersey Thing

Person 1: That Snooki, she sure is a muff cabbage.
Person 2: What do you mean, muff cabbage?
Person 1: Oh, its a Jersey thing

by Not_from_jersey October 21, 2010

baby cabbage

old man's sack. also known as his shlong

this kid down my floor named champ has a baby cabbage

by Jonas1989 November 30, 2007

Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018

Muff cabbage

It's a jersey thing

You're muff cabbage!

by Asian todd October 21, 2010

Brushed cabbage

A term referring to someone scruffy looking

"hey Niall, you look like a brushed cabbage"
"Pretty sure you're the one who comes in looking like a brushed cabbage Jamie"
"Aye fair point man sorry"

by TheEthernets February 10, 2018

Cabbage Eater

Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.

"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"

by Brothy Water March 31, 2023