When you tie your relative’s hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.
Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!
by BonahDrinkleyTheGigachad June 17, 2022
Get the alabama tucker-noodle mug.A middle to upper class male who will usually work in the finance industry. You will see him on a roof top bar in summer with rolled up chino’s, boat shoes or desert boots and a pair of Ray Ban club masters or aviators. He will be seen with cocaine residue on his nostrils clasping a bottle of champagne and speaking at extreme volumes about how his dad has just lent him his boat for the summer. He will often approach women in the same way he does his job. To top it all off, his baby pink shirt will be “half tucked”, loose at the back and tucked in the front, sporting his Aspinall belt.
I just sold that “half tucker” a bag for double what I paid for it.
I would go on a second date but I think he’s a bit of a “half tucker”.
I would go on a second date but I think he’s a bit of a “half tucker”.
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by Stayflo November 23, 2022
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by DaGMan99 October 9, 2022
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Someone who wants to disguise their boots as shoes.
Someone who "does work" and doesn't want to get their boots wet because they can't handle wet pussy.
Someone who wants to disguise their boots as shoes.
Someone who "does work" and doesn't want to get their boots wet because they can't handle wet pussy.
You were given the option to be a boot-tucker or a butt-fucker and you didn't want to be called a boot tucker
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