irish toaster strudel

when a boyfriend has his girlfriend have her period in a cup then using a needle sucks the blood out and injects in into a warmly baked toaster strudel and then jizzing on it to make it look like toaster strudel icing then giving in to a friend or enemy or any body who has fucked him over

dude i gave him a irish toaster strudel for breakfast. silly bastard didnt know what it was until he finished

by dreadrasta November 25, 2010

tester

ever seen a fat chav bloke with shitloads of tatoos? well hes probably a tester. tatoo parlours grab random blokes off the street, drug 'em then draw random shit on them.

that 50 cent has so many tatoo's hes gotta b a fuckin tester

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

brain teaser

While receiving a blowjob, the man pulls out and blows his load up the blower's nose, then screams, "That will give you something to think about!"

Sarah dumped Jim after he gave her a brain teaser.
But I thought she liked puzzles...

by Billy Jenkins January 6, 2008

toaster

I girl that sleeps with 3 brothers in the same fraternity. (Two bread slots and the cord)

That slut is a toaster!

by brizzyb November 10, 2010

toastered

When a performer on stage is propelled up onto the stage from underneath by a hydraulic platform. See at 37 seconds in the following movie trailer:
wwwdotmichaeljacksondotcom/us/michael-jackson039s-it-movie-trailer-video

With skill and balance, performers learned how to get toastered onto the stage.

by epi.tom.e August 20, 2011

Twat Teaser

A girl that leads a guy on to believing they want to be more than just friends, or progress into a relationship, and or one night stand.

That bitch lead me on so rank, she's such a twat teaser! Now she's banging that prick.

by DarrenS December 9, 2008

go commit toaster bath

a dead meme that 4 year olds use and its pretty homosexual.

go commit toaster bath bitch

by killern838 October 29, 2018