tales from the crypt

(1)when a person or situaltion is beyond pathetic and out of control.
(2)when a persons drug habit has reached messy proportions and their physical appearence has deteriorated to a near death level.

girl... i was down at the metadone clinic this morning and saw cece in line... girl when she turned to say hello, i barely recognized her. she looked tales from the crypt

by aaron schirmer August 28, 2007

Taleen

Taleen is a bomber person and is very very cool "she thinks she cool but she is"🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓shes also like so pretty probably the prettiest woman to exist after megan fox.

"taleen sucks dick and she sucks in general"

by DaPerson7007 June 8, 2021

talented spoon

when an Asian has a name that you wouldn't expect a spoon to make if it hit the floor

"hey i was talking some asian guy the other day, and guess what his name was-Jeremy"
"Jesus, now that is a talented spoon"

by henez August 20, 2011

the talented mr ripley

kinda like wedding crashers

-Hey bro, have you seen The Talented Mr Ripley?
-Nah dude, what is it about?
-Its pretty much exactly like Wedding Crashers

by ripley69 February 12, 2009

pure talent

A person with the name Paizlee, Madison, or Megan

Did you see her?
Well she has to be named Paizlee, she's pure talent!

by PokemonPyromaniac February 24, 2017

Taleea

Biggest ugliest drug going around, known to ruin families and friendship.
Keep this drug outta your life

Did you see that bag of taleea on the floor

by Pugzy90 May 29, 2017

No Talent Ass Clown

From the Latin "Nay Talentus Assus Clownius". A whiny or otherwise pathetic person who lacks any prowess in his or her field, also lacking charisma.
eg: Chirs Carrabba

Boy 1: Wow did you see Dashboard Confessional?
Boy 2: No his music makes me puke in my mouth..
Boy1: WHAT?! WHY!?!
Boy 2: Because...he's a NO TALENT ASS CLOWN!

by Ken January 30, 2005