Taco Tango

The most disgusting sex act ever, involving many illegal acts of beastiality, knives, amputee victims, rotten fruit, a q-tip, acid, a decomposing human body, a cow ready for milking, a glass of goat milk, a skeet shooter, a milky way bar covered in vasoline, two male jellyfish, a pint of uranium, a gallon of month old urine, a cactus, monkey hair, a beaver dam, a deer with a beaver inside of it, a human fetus (with umbilical cord attatched) a dozen ostrich eggs, a blender, 14 men, 2 women, a sheet of plastic 10 ft wide/ 30 ft long, powdered sugar, cocaine, a turniquate, and many more parts shall be added.

Attempted many times but never succeeded, many deaths, illegal in all 50 states including puerto rico, not allowed by Geneva Convention.

The myans once attempted the taco tango, and they are all dead now.

by arrested October 5, 2009

taco flavored kisses

kisses that have the distinctive flavor of taco's in them.

fulfill all your weeshes with my taco flavored keeses,,, taco taco,,,,, burrito burrito,,, taco taco

by The Ju1ce August 27, 2003

tacha tacha what what

1.A phrase usually yelled by Hispanics at parties while under the influence of MDMA.

2.Can be used when listening to a song that you think you might like while you're rolling.

3.Can also be used when you're in a large crowd and looking for the "party people".

1. -
*with all your friends at a party*
Group#1: tacha tacha what what!
Group#2: ecstasy ecstasy que que!

2. -
*widowmaker by dj zany playing on the radio*
edwardface: oh shit! i like this song. TACHA TACHA WHAT WHAT!!

3. -
*in a large crowd of strangers*
you: tacha tacha
party person: what what
you:hey whats up?
party person: not much just here rolling balls.

by EFTM August 17, 2009

fish taco with sour cream

a fish taco with sour cream is simply a vagina full of cum.

*warning* eat at your own discretion

man... last night i went over to carrie's house and ate me a fish taco with sour cream

by crimson scorch November 26, 2006

turd taco

1. (n.) an extremely unpleasant meal.

2. (n.) When a woman after taking a shit wipes back to front.

1. I thought your mom cooked well; this is a total turd taco!

2. Yeah, man, after we went to her place, and I was about to go down on her when I realized that she had a turd taco down there!

by faggotron fo fags June 25, 2006

Arby's Taco

Adjective:
1. Nasty, wrinkling hanging vagina flesh, often resembling Arby's sandwhich mean in color and texture. Also know as beef curtains.

Damn! Who would wanna eat that stripper's Arby's Taco? Ewwwww.

by CAPTAIN J. SWALLOWS June 25, 2005

Taco Bell ass

When a girl's ass looks big but is actually shapeless and fairly flat.

Kyle to bros: I thought Catherine's ass was big but upon further inspection tis a Taco Bell ass .

by NOTJCHSDEBATETEAM September 14, 2016