Table Max Wager

A wager placed with 100% confidence. Most likely on a line the Bookmakers have missed, allowing the player to have the edge.

So last night Sportman nailed the Books with a Table Max Wager on the V Tech/G Tech game under 40.5

by Mr Falcone December 7, 2007

devoured the whole table

When someone slays too much and ate the whole table because they left no crumbs.

Girl 1: "Oh my god, girl, you devoured the whole table!"
Girl 2: "Aww, thank you! Sometimes I slay a bit too much."
Girl 3: " I wish I could slay like that. :("

by Hello3333 August 16, 2022

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class and you want to hide your dick from the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019

Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."

Tom, don't pat the table.

by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018

Simps of the Round Table

Simps of the Round Table is a group of Simps that all are chasing the same women.

Not again! Their goes the Simps of the Round Table following Charli again.

by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020

Durham’s bedside table

There is a cum rag and lotion there

Durham’s bedside table has his cum rag

by John Garthy October 30, 2020

Coming out of the table

Coming out of the table like coming out of the closet is when someone comes out as being very kinky and or psychotic.

G: Im coming out of the table!
M: Good for you.

by goofygooberdude June 8, 2016