forked tongue

When you go to take a slash and
the piss comes out in two streams.

I woke up the next morning and pulled
a forked tongue in her bathroom.
Let's just say, she had a lot to clean up.

by Mitchell Eagleman May 16, 2008

vapers tongue

Dreaded; lose of taste; related to heated air at temperatures not normally receptive in the mouth.

Oven temperatures (ex. G PRO VAPORIZER HEAT SETTINGS - variable temp control with a LED indicator – Red = 320° F, Green = 380° F, and Blue = 420° F) burns the taste buds' ability to taste.

VT or VF (VAPERS TONGUE) (VAPERS FATIGUE) ends in resulting in cool air feelings and in sensation on the tongue using the vaporizer immediately. Then afterwards the numbing sensation begins to dwindle your taste in foods and drinks.

I guess I'm getting vapers tongue (VT) cuz I just had a quarter pound cheeseburger from Mickey D's and I couldn't totally taste the greatness! Wtf is happening!?

by No one known September 14, 2016

cow tongued

"Having a tongue like a cow, smooth one way and rough the other; and hence, one who gives fair or foul language as may suit his purpose."
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857

One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.

Gen George S. Patton was very cow tongued. One minute he could be giving an eloquent speech & the next minute, cuss someone out with language that would make a whore blush.

by Bilgerat984 February 28, 2019

Tongue Box

Another word for “Mouth”

You better stop talking shit before I punch you in the tongue box!

by RockitMan July 28, 2019

mr.big-tongue

When ur father in law that u hate, likes to stick out his tongue a lot and he’s a pervert.

Me:”May,I’m with Mr.Big-tongue!!! Send help!!!”

May:”That must suck bootyhole....”

by Mr.big-tongue’s daughter-in-la June 19, 2019

tongue-and-groover

lesbian

one who likes to put his/her tongue in a woman's vagina, a.k.a. groove

Tongue-and-groovers can now get married in Iowa.

by jumpster April 27, 2009

tongue shoving

Shoving ones tongue into another's mouth, and usually taking turns shoving with the other.

Wow, we were having so much fun when we were tongue shoving!

by That_One_Novak September 20, 2017