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Thomas House

Its when the guy licks his toes, and fingers the girls ass with his toes, then when shes about to cum, he kicks her in the face and says "THIS IS THOMAS'S HOUSE"
The guy kicks the girl in the face because it delays the orgasm and makes it more pleasurable for the girl.
Today, i was giving my girlfriend a THOMAS HOUSE, and then after i kicked her she got mad.
by Sir fucks a lot March 26, 2009
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Thomas J.

Nut shaker. Males who loves coons. He is a Twover not a Twater. Male who likes to dress up as Harry Potter. Gaybasher. Loves yes on 8.
"I can't believe you are dating a Thomas J. He'll totally try to steal my coonskin hat."

"You shake your nuts?? You are SUCH a Thomas J."
by Mrs. Rosie G March 30, 2009
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Ben Thomas

DERP SLERP HERP DURP

BOOM POWERCRYSTAL!
"My names Ben Thomas; Derp!"

"My names Ben Thomas; I have the powercrystal so fuck you!"
by nakedman12 August 31, 2011
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Thomas Newman

Revolutionary Road, Wall-E, Road to Perdition, and American Beauty are all wonderful scores composed by the great Thomas Newman.
by nevo17209 February 14, 2009
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slapping thomas

When a man intends to use his penis to penitrate one's vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female's asshole. Then she proceeds to shit all over his shlong in surprise.
"David went to put it in her, then Shayna screemed in surprise...Little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas."
by DL Marx August 6, 2006
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Thomas Crapper

Thomas Crapper is supposed to be the guy who invented the flush toilet. It's not true though. You could also call someone who craps a lot 'Tommy Crapper,' or 'Sir T.-craps-a-lot.'
Thomas Crapper did NOT invent the flush toilet.
by I have a crush on Charlie February 24, 2015
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Nick Thomas

Born in Souix Falls, South Dakota. Thomas plays in the greatest indie band ever, The Spill Canvas. He has a sexy voice that makes girls quiver like his leg that he moves in time to music. Very sexy man.
Hi, I'm Nick Thomas, and I'm sexy.
by Shawna Hennessey June 13, 2008
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