Douche-a-rang. - dush'-uh-rang (noun): any person, place, thing, or idea that has lost it's usefulness, but no matter how many attempts are made to dispose of the worthless piece of shit, it always finds its way back to you and usually hits you in the asshole..
During the 100 plus times Obama gave that same damned national health care sales pitch speech, and was resoundingly rejected,he refused to stop throwing that douche-a-rang around...Now it is about to hit our collective asshole.
by Sceneyour May 07, 2010
A tiny headed, weasel looking, alcoholic homosexual posing as a straight up top notch oil tycoon. Catch one in its natural habitat in and around the Creek known for all of its foxes.
-I was dating this guy who kept arching his ass during back massages, turns out he was a real douche weasel.
-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.
-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.
by Cheeky Shmeeky April 02, 2017
Typically a person who blatantly lies about the fantasypersonnel on his team in some lame attempt to gain status and acceptance.
In reality he is thought of as a fraud, liar, and general idiot.
In reality he is thought of as a fraud, liar, and general idiot.
Hey Joe, who are your running backs? "Adrian Peterson and Chris Johnson." Now you are thinking WTF? Hey Joe that's great pal, who are your receivers? "Andre Johnson and Larry Fitzgerald." Now you are thinking this guy is a liar. Finally, Hey Joe, who is your QB? "Drew Brees". Now you think...that's it, I'm done. This guy is a "Fantasy Douche."
by TexasHammer January 18, 2011
"Seriously, my last John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."
"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."
"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."
by in_a_days May 29, 2009
That douche bag that goes to classes with a gallon jug of water or some other liquid. The need for this kind of hydration in a class that at most will be in session 3 hours, is excessive for any human being, even Michael Phelps.
"That guy brought a gallon of water to ENG 101? Really? What a Gallon Douche"
"Man, that guy looks like such a douche carrying that gallon of water across the quad. We should call him a Gallon Douche"
"Man, that guy looks like such a douche carrying that gallon of water across the quad. We should call him a Gallon Douche"
by mikedaman82000 March 31, 2010
A douche boob is a person who is not quite a douche bag, however, at the moment they deserve some kind of name calling. Douche rack for plural.
Tim: Whoa! He just spilled his drank all over her.
Adam: What a douche boob! HEY! YOU ARE A DOUCHE BOOB!
Tim: Ya, but he definitely is not a douche bag.
Adam: What a douche boob! HEY! YOU ARE A DOUCHE BOOB!
Tim: Ya, but he definitely is not a douche bag.
by timDadamH February 06, 2011
When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.
Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)
Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)
by Raiken May 11, 2010