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Spaghetti's Law

A derivation of Godwin's Law, which states that as a Usenet discussion, primarily one religious in nature, the probability of an allusion involving The Flying Spaghetti Monster approaches 1.

Note: the Flying Spaghetti Monster is also interchangeable with gnomes, elves, unicorns, fairies, etc.
"Let's say I'm a devout follower of a god known as The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Now, let's say I support horrendously bigoted notions based purely on the word (Spaghetti's Law, or Biblesghetti) of this floating hunk of spaghetti. You don't feel that's a bit unfair?"

"If you want me to worship a flying spaghetti monster, or guilt me into believing that faith in the spaghetti monster is important, you must first prove that the flying spaghetti monster exists."
by Chaohinon March 12, 2009
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spaghetti milkshake

A Red gooey barely edible substance. Mostly found in the fridge of a stoner.
"Damn that drink is as gross as a spaghetti milkshake"
by Owlcutyou July 3, 2014
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Spaghetti-ing

When you roll up all the blankets in the bed, like a fork and spaghetti, you are spaghetti-ing the blankets. Singular, noun, "Spaghetti", as in "You're such a spaghetti", someone who takes up all the blankets, leaving the other person cold and exposed.
Ugh! Thomas! You're such a spaghetti. Stop spaghetti-ing the blankets!
by Elliot.Sven.Masson May 12, 2016
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spaghetti

“these bitches and there mom’s spaghetti
by that rich hoe July 6, 2018
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Spaghetti Sex

You insert noodles into the partners butthole. Then you put marinara sauce on your meaty balls and flop them around the partners mouth. Basically teabagging their face.
Aww yes little timmy this spaghetti sex turns me on so much I think I'm gonna cum!
by CaptainPinkaluffagis August 7, 2018
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Spaghetti

Spaghetti is the most holy food. Gods made spaghetti for us measly moratals. Only people with the most highest IQ can understand the true meaning of spaghetti.
Italian 1: cook meh some spaghet

Italian 2: I gothchu fam *makes spaghetti*
Italian 1: *dies of pure amazement*
by Epic Gamer September 26, 2018
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Spaghetti

Most cared for and know in the discord MWAH
spaghetti is the most know in the discord for being so epic
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