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your mums kes

A new language that addies invented that expresses how she feels when on drugs
"Did you hear about your mums kes ?. Yes I heard its addies chosen language when she's on drugs"
by Anya Hunnii kass February 22, 2023
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Mum of 8 chav

A mum of 8 chav is a chav that has 8 kids, all with different roadman. She is always disappearing late at night to go do her work leaving her eldest daughter, often with a name like Destiny, Love or Faith, in charge off her half siblings. She will return when all kids are at school except for the baby and the eldest daughter. When she return she reeks of Cannabis, Heroin and booze. Now and again she will have an idea to start fresh, get a boyfriend, get pregnant, and the boyfriend will dissappear without the consequences and leaving all kids messed up and the mum. She always has the local police at her front door and her kids are involved with the social.
~You know where I can get a good prostitute from, mate?
~Try the Mum of 8 chav down the road, ya know, she always in for a bit of weedy weedy puff puff.
~Ite, i'll try her then. Tell ya 'ow it goes?
by ...11CDDD September 16, 2018
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ur mums pussy

i enjoyed fucking ur mums pussy last night
by Rjehehehehe September 16, 2022
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DOIN UR MUM

IM FUCKING UR MUM RN RLY HARD
me: IM DOIN UR MUM
you: Wow ur an alpha male
by DOIN UR MUM May 31, 2021
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sugma balls mum

a way of telling someone, typically your mum, to suck your balls.
"hey bozo, sugma!" "sugma what?" "sugma balls mum"
by jackson nuts March 3, 2022
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ur mum gay

a stupid insult made by dumb 11y/o boys
kid 1: u cant use my crans
kid 2: uh- well...uR MuM gAy
kid 1: ugh, ur so annoying -_-
by _.dido_. July 21, 2020
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Suck your mum

A term used by the poorly educated underclass of Britain to cause offense, although its difficult to imagine quite which part of 'your mum' you're supposed to 'suck'.
Oi! What you chattin shit about? Go suck your mum!
by Nanna_MoOn September 27, 2008
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