Stroking the Cannoli

Masturbation, specifically for males.

Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.

by penissemen October 12, 2019

Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

Chilly Stroke

When you're not sure if you're just chilly or having a stroke. A Chilly Stroke.

Man it's really cold out here, not sure if i'm just chilly or having a stroke!

Maybe you're having a Chilly Stroke LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

by Beeflabia June 11, 2020

Lorenzo Stroke day

A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.

Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!

by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023

The Strokes

When you can’t say a word or sentence correctly, typically due to excitement or intoxication of various types.

That guy’s so drunk he can’t even form a simple sentence; he has the strokes.

by TorchyMN March 7, 2019

The Stroke

The stroke cannot be explained. It’s simply a lifestyle.

He lives the right way. He’s got The Stroke.

by Ebottlebear September 20, 2023

Stroke inducer

Someone or something that you find so attractive to the point where you want to stroke your dick on the spot

"Dude, that chick is a stroke inducer"

by LubYouLongTime November 17, 2022