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Shock Top

A Belgian Ale brewed to tasty perfection just like a BLUE MOON. This bier is also sometimes served with and ORANGE
I'm getting off work and grabbing me a cold SHOCK TOP.
by UnWERTzacht October 21, 2008
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future shock

The inability to adapt psychologically to rapid and novel advances and changes, esp. cultural, technological, moral, and social innovations.
WHOA! Joe's got a future shock for the picture phone.
by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004
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shocker

A sexual act performed on a female by penetrating the vagina with the index and middle finger while simotaniously inserting the pinky finger into the anus. Extensive sanitation of the pinky finger is required after performing such an act.
two below the clit, one covered in shit.
two gettin kinky with my pinky in her stinky.
two in the jelly, one gettin smelly.
two gettin freaky while one is being sneaky.
two in juice, one in the caboose.
two havin fun with one tryin to run.
rockin and rollin while finger fuckin her colon.
two for the snatch, one for the hatch.

"After i gave her the shocker, i had to scrape shit out from underneath my fingernail."
by The 1 and Only April 13, 2006
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Stockton Tamale

A derivation of the famous Alabama Hot Pocket - when a man parts the vaginal lips of his sexual partner and defecates inside. The Stockton variety is when this act is conducted during the woman's period.

Named after the famous Stockton, California, referred to by PBS's Huell Howser as the butthole of the state.
"Having sex in the middle of her menstrual cycle originally sounded like a bad idea, but nothing tops off the bloody throes of passion than a perfectly timed Stockton Tamale."

"His love for Stockton Tamales ensured that he could never a woman after she menopause. Or a twelve year-old for that matter."
by TheYellowDart90210 August 25, 2011
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whale net stockings

The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.
Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.
by Silver tongued liar September 29, 2013
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After Shit Shock

A.S.S. is a universal phenomenon that occurs directly after relieving yourself of a massive load. The effects of A.S.S. include suddenly not being able to walk after 3 steps, instant paralysis, and a burning sensation in the area of exit. Speculation on A.S.S. has lead to ideas that the effects may be due to the exit area attempting to close, the body is shocked after such a seating, or cheap mexican food.
After Chad had a violent encounter with his toilet he attempted to walk out of his restroom when an After Shit Shock *A.S.S* struck him dead in his tracks.
by GspotStimulator January 18, 2010
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cock shock

A woman's brief loss of conciousness from having an unusually large penis enter her anus far more quickly and deeply than expected.
It was a difficult start but she loosened up considerably once cock-shock set in.
by Anthem March 18, 2003
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