menstrual steak

A large portion of meat (usually beef) consumed by a female immediately before or during her menstrual period.

This is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.

A: *gasp* 'I thought Mandy was a vegetarian!'
B: 'She's on her rags. Give her a break!'
A: 'Ohhhhh... She's having a menstrual steak. My bad. I guess I won't mention it next time I bump into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.'

by Mistertaz August 23, 2016

Trouser Steak Delight

As a man; when, you put A1 sauce on your cock.

Sally wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I crammed a trouser steak delight right in her mouth!

by TheWiseGuy369 August 26, 2025

Steak Sauce a-la-from

That good good dish consisting of steak sauce, Hellman’s mayonnaise, peanut butter, and anchovies.

As the supreme leader of North Korea was about to execute me, he asked what I would like for my last meal.

I of course requested the Steak Sauce a-la-from.

by Seams July 4, 2023

mom steak

A (typically) human placenta that is eaten for the abundance of vitamins that they contain.

"Right after bae had the baby, I wolfed down that mom steak and I'm feelin fly."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

Philly Cheese Steak

When you ejaculate in your partner’s ass and pull out your penis covered in a mixture of feces and semen.

I’m never doing anal without a condom again!
I nutted in this chicks ass and my dock looked like a Philly Cheese Steak when I pulled out!

by UncleMikeOnWheels January 27, 2021

Steak

An infinitely thick piece of meat that when frozen releases beef smelling molecules. It is the object of horror for many students in chemical engineering.

Are you guys ready for the steak?

Hell no, Albert about to cook that shit scary.

by MoistWontons November 14, 2022

steak n shake

place where onii ghost and kek will have sex on oct 19th

onii: we will go to steak n shake on oct 19 to have sex ghost and kek

by saft1X March 1, 2021