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snuffleupagus

An uncircumcised human male penis, especially one with an excess of foreskin in the unerect state; a man who possesses such a penis. Short form is "snuffie(s)".

So-called after the namesake character on a children's show sporting a large, dangling snout.
Why do you hate Snuffleupagus so much! OK, quick poll, girls... Do any of you actually prefer snuffies?
by Ethan42 October 16, 2006
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White knuckle shuffle

A fast & furious wank,usually when time is short & the need is great.
She was due home any minute,just enough time for a white knuckle shuffle
by Francis B November 20, 2007
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Skeletor Shuffle

The result of running out of toilet paper while defecating, and having to shuffle across the bathroom with your pant around your ankle, holding one butt cheek so as to not spread and/or sandwich your feces, resulting in dingberries, hemorroids, and other sphincter afflictions.
What the fuck, dude?

What?

When you use the last of the TP, put a new role on. I'm sick of having to do the skeletor shuffle across the hall to get more. Now I have enough dingleberries to make jam out of...dick.
by Scott A. January 2, 2009
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shit shuffle

when you're listening to your iPod/mp3 player on shuffle..and you keep having to skip the majority of songs
'I'm having such a shit shuffle!'
by outofthewoods90 January 11, 2009
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Harlem city shuffle

when a woman pegs a man and punches a hole through a dry wall, on the other side all of his best friends are naked playing basketball and they watch the man getting pegged though the dry wall.
How was your weekend ?" it was good, I had all the boys round and we did the Harlem city shuffle with my wife."
by commiecumbucket September 10, 2022
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Nantucket Shuffle

Sexual act involving at least two people during which one person defecates into the mouth of another followed by the defecating person moving, or "shuffling," the other’s mouth in order to chew the feces.
After giving Jane a Dirty Sanchez, Jane performed the Nantucket Shuffle on Dick.
by C-Dogg The Great December 15, 2008
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Cincinnati shuffle

The act of directing a persons (male or female) attention away from you and then swiftly inserting your thumb in there rectum
Aaron: hey dude look at that tree
Parry: oh no you got me with the Cincinnati shuffle!!!
by halamacherryo February 21, 2014
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