michael spray

Ugly ass whore who thinks he can fight PERIOD SUS!!

GIRL-EWWW michael spray

FAT ASS

by Gabe the bitch May 15, 2019

Glade Spray

The thing that you use to kill a cockroach with when the bug swatter is too far away.

or

The thing that you use when you took a big shit.

Me: FUCKING GET THE FLY SWATTER!
Sister: IT'S TOO FAR!
Me: PASS ME THE GLADE SPRAY!
Sister: *passes holy savior*
Me: FUCKING DIE, BITCH!
Cockroach: *Crawls under the couch*
Me: FUCKING HELL!

by i'm-bored.-don't-judge-me June 6, 2019

Blackburn Spray Tan

The act of decorating your legs following a spontaneous releasing of ones bowels.

"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"

"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"

by El-Leppard June 30, 2019

nasal spray

nasal spray is a sexual act in which a girl holds your dick up to her nose and snorts the cum like cocaine and high fives you after

ahh well nasal spray time she didn't complain

by sanxity July 2, 2019

Dirty spray tan

When someone takes a bunch of laxatives and takes a liquified shit on someone and they rub it into the skin

“Dude I gave Stacy a dirty spray tan and it’s still on her”

by I’m a piece of shit January 3, 2020

Heffle spray

When you use a funnel to fill the inside of your foreskin with bacon bits and a firecracker to explode and spray on your partners face during sexual intercouse

Jomcoch: Dude I'm in so much pain I just heffle sprayed the black guy in class
Dom:ha

by Nut-bunny69 January 28, 2020

Nasal spray

The act of fucking a girl in one of her nostrils until you cum. Both nostrils at the same time is called the Double Nasal.

Girl: I'm horny, but my sinuses are stuffed up
Guy: I've got some nasal spray for that.

by Anarcho Crust Fuck April 3, 2020