jack slattery

A dude who doesn't like it if you step on his "J"s and screams a lot. He also constantly starts fights and loses them.

ex: GIMME BACK MY LUNCHBOX
ex: he is such a Jack Slattery

by Mangernam October 5, 2013

splatz

Splatz = Diarrhoea

SPLATZ is a word used to define a traumatic ordeal on the toilet. If you have had one too many to drink and/or consumed copious amounts of VindaLOO curry (LOO being the operative word), you will experience a dose of the SPLATZ.

SPLATZ is now being advertised on NZ TV as a fruit flavoured yoghurt! Oh lordy!

by SoniaNZ October 16, 2006

splatter mouth

When in sex, either partner takes massive amounts of laxative. Then when prairie dogging, lets it out in the other's mouth.

Holy shit! Jonny got the splatter mouth from his ho last night. Nigga's breath is kickin'!!

by Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam October 22, 2008

Splatter-house Ass grenade

The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.

I hope I wiped thoroughly enough after that Splatter-house Ass grenade!

by aquamurdoch April 2, 2009

Slime Slatt

The word slime means your homie in a different term the word was originated by Lilzyzy and Ish333

‘’Stay with my slime slatt’’

by Ish333 March 7, 2019

batter splatter

1) v.: When a male ejaculates on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.

2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.

1) guy 1: "Dude my roomate was being a dick, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet."

guy 2: "That'll show that tool."

2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."

by bigdaddygiggles June 5, 2010

Slate

A slate is a person that is a waste of space or time

Why are you here no one likes you your a SLATE

by Tyrxxcxlowx October 17, 2018