social pimp 

....any person who receives a pay cheque or profit living off the avails of the vulnerable or poor, gives nothing back in return and tends to inflict harm on the already injured, tends to be government employee or elected persons but not exclusively

The slum landlord is a social pimp.

social pimp by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008

Social Incest

When groups of friends, much like family, all sleep with each other and/or date eachother in turns.

For example, social incest happens when Billy, Suzy, Drew, Ann and James are all good friends. Billy and Suzy start dating, then break up and Suzy starts dating Drew and Billy starts dating Ann... then Suzy and Drew break up and Suzy starts dating James and Drew starts sneaking around with Ann behind Billys back

Social Incest by herglasslegs May 3, 2009

Social Justice Warrior 

Or SJW. A term that bigots use to insult people who don't like their bigotry - someone who fights against discrimination and hatred, annoying people who like to discriminate and to hate. Hard to believe that basically calling somebody as righteous as Martin Luther King Jr. is now an insult, but the Internet is a sad, sad place.

It's always hilarious to hear SJW used as an insult. "Social justice warrior" is the basic plot of most '80s action shows and cartoons. Arriving in places and fighting against discrimination? The A-Team were social justice warriors. It's practically a synonym for Knight Rider. Insulting someone for respecting other people is like insulting them for masturbating -- the fact you don't do it has way more to do with why you're so upset all the time. (Luke McKinney, Cracked.com)

Social Justice Warrior by igm30001 September 30, 2014

social acceptance morph 

a social acceptance morph (SAM) is a person with a servile need to be liked. This person has a fluid personality that changes depending on the social situation or whom they are with. Social acceptance morphs are the people usually described as "nice" or "sweet," and they are often the most popular people in any given situation. Upon meeting a SAM, you will feel as if you have met your new best friend--someone who shares all your same interests and laughs at all your jokes. For this reason, a SAM has many infatuated admirers and people who think they are really good friends. Unfortunately, these interactions are not authentic. In most cases, a SAM has very few real friends. It is the tragic circumstance of a SAM that s/he, because of the constant need to please and morph to suit those around, has no real idea who s/he is.

Actually, Bob really has no interest in rock climbing, he's just a SAM.

Honestly, the only reason Olivia laughed at your joke and said studying sociology was fascinating is because she is a social acceptance morph.

social acceptance morph by vedaslade April 3, 2010

Social Darwinism 

The delusion that predatory, parasitic and anti-social behavior is a superior evolutionary adaptive strategy in all situations for all species. No relation to Charles Darwin, evolutionary biology or any scientific field. The delusion is directly contradicted by all scientific evidence. See Sociobiology or evolutionary biology.

A pseudo-philosophical rationalization for atavistic and degenerate behaviors among bastardized Protestant extremist sects. No association with Charles Darwin or any scientific field.

When the senile coal company executive was confronted by a youth for destroying the world he rambled incoherently about Social Darwinism and called the youth a damned socialist terrorist.

Social Darwinism by Harold13 March 17, 2019

social Marxist 

A social Marxist is someone who half heartidly believes in the Marxist school of political though. They may be anti capitalist, anti war and anti racism, but wont join up a Marxist movement and are more like armchair generals of the far left persuasion. Left wing forums are rife with social Marxists. Some social Marxists simply buy CCCP flags, shirts and hats and have a faint idea what its about, but have no foundations for their ideology

Sometimes enviromentalist movements can be regarded as socially Marxist, but this depends on how loony their ideology is. Usually the further to the left you go, the loonier you get

the ideas of Bob Brown and the Greens are social Marxist, at best

or

I just bought this Che Guevara shirt, i am not sure what he stood for, but it was something about freedom right?

social Marxist by Venedith August 20, 2011

Social Burden

A person, usually a friend who is a burden in a social situation. They may even slope away and hover a couple a metres away whilst you talk to someone they don't know. Also could be described as a high maintenance friend you have to look after in any social situation or occasion.

Clive is such a social burden. I was talking to Jeffrey and tried to introduce Clive, but he just looked awkward and moved a few metres away and put me under pressure to finish my conversation. It's like babysitting when you go on a night out with Clive.

Social Burden by monkeytrussack August 2, 2009