side-dude

A female's plan B.
He is never a an alpha male, as an alpha male will be automatically given the place of boyfriend once met.
A guy with an ego (or worthy of it) never fills this role. I mean, he can't claim what he's hitting so what's the point?

The emergency option just incase the man of her dream's doesn't marry her, or leaves her for someone else.
A mere safety net.
Hashtag ride-it-and-deny-it.

Thee go-to guy. A "boo when I feel like it". A necessary tool to be used. You ride him reverse-cow girl style, just getting your hotdog and not looking at his face.

Yo Magic, still waiting on that girl to leave her boyfriend for you? You a side-dude!

I thought T was your boyfriend? Nope. Side-dude. I love Jason. T is my dessert. Sometimes, I'm fine with the main course :)

by princesspristine October 17, 2014

dark side of the spoon

Comes from the band Ministry, a pun on the famous Pink Floyd song Dark Side of the Moon, it portrays the carbon build-up on the bottom of a spoon that has been used to cook drugs (i.e. heroin).

Can be used as slang for heroin use.

I used to live on the 'dark side of the spoon'.

by standalonecomplex November 22, 2006

dub side of the moon

Easy Star All-Stars' reggae version of Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon"

yo that dub side of the moon is tight

by reggaenomics January 12, 2007

on-the-side

a) someone's sidekick

b) an offensive term for someone's mistress or lover

If you want an on-the-side definition b), don't be in a classical ltr; look for an open relationship instead.

by Sexydimma June 5, 2015

Allah is on my side

What people say when they are about to do something suicidal and fulfill Allah’s prophecy

Bill: no stop don’t go in there you will die.

Slavic-pol Will: don’t worry Allah is on my side. ( runs in and get blown away)

by Wilhelm II January 17, 2020

side booty dap

A side booty dap is a borderline homosexual football player celebration where two players jump up and hit the side of their butts together.

Terrell Owens and Tony Romo love to side booty dap when they score a touchdown.

by no homo VA March 28, 2009

chick on the side

1. The chick on the side is that girl or woman that gives you what you're lacking at home or with your current significant other (main chick).

The chick on the side's duties may include but are not limited to: wild kinky sex, letting you vent out frustrations you may not want to with your main chick, keeping a low profile, understanding that she is not the main chick and can be dropped at any time with no explanation, being on call even if she hasn't heard from her lover in weeks or months.

2. A woman you have good times with, but have no serious commitment to.

3. A woman who will never have her lover's full respect, time or attention. In short someone who needs a good slaying and lies to herself in saying "I'm gettin' mine...", yeah right. You're confused girl.

also known as a "jump off"

My wifey left town for the weekend, so I'm about to hit up my chick on the side.

by odorless tasteless April 24, 2008