Cock Smashing

When someone you know smashes your dick/penis with the bottom of their shoe.

Shyanne loves cock smashing me.

by dixluvr January 8, 2015

Smashed crab

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab

Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab

by Dan quaid June 4, 2018

muffin smash

To force your vagina on someone's face.

"dude, we were just hanging out and the next thing I know I got muffin smashed. "

by High5yourcat November 3, 2015

smash peice

Another name for your fuck buddy, friend with benifits, or just straight up bitch who you have hardcore sex with regularly.

Sorry i couldent come over yesterday, i was thumping my smash peice

by ~Massa~ September 7, 2006

Smashing Poptarts

Masturbation.

Damn im so tired, I was Smashing Poptarts all last night.

by Spudkiller0803 December 9, 2009

Smash Machine

n. The slang phrase for a game console that has only been degraded to play one game: Super Smash Bros.

Wilson: "Hey Mike, let's play Smash on the big tv!"

Mike: "Nah dude, im too high to get the Smash Machine from Jimmy's room."

by Ting-Ting "Kandy Kane" Lee March 25, 2011

Smash Kidz

The term used by Bobby Budway to describe tacking people in football.

"Yo im gonna SMAAASH kidz today"

by Budway November 19, 2004