Smart Prisoner

The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.

Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:

Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."

Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"

by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020

Super smart cool kid

A poser; he is not smart or cool and he calls hot peoples girlfriends dumb.

Super smart cool kid- You don't need an example this is pretty self- explanatory

by KidneyThief November 3, 2020

business smart

Lisa you need to get business smArt and handle this for me .

Lisa you need to get business smart and do this for me.

by Handling business September 14, 2020

Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.

Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."

by boikinly August 14, 2023

Smart

Not you

Lmao imagine looking up the word smart
Go eat some chips

by B0neappl3te4 June 17, 2023

duck smarts

The only form of smarts that you have in water.

BOOM duck smarts

Its okay Billy, I guess your just don't have duck smarts

by duck_human November 3, 2020

So smart

A human — a man — named George. He was born smart and is the smartest man in the universe. He likes to deny it but deep down he knows he is smart af. Intelligent. Witty. A fountain of knowledge. He thinks on his feet and is extremely quick. No other person is smarter or more intelligent than him. He is simply smarter than Einstein.

Baby you’re so smart.

by The universe_actually August 9, 2025