Slothed

To be stoned out of your mind, your reactions are as slow as a sloth.

This one girl got soooo slothed last night.

by AllPickledUp🍆 February 8, 2015

Slothtard

A person who is incredibly slow -- physically, and mentally.

That guy is such a mess; it takes him three times as long to do the same job as everyone else, and he still gets it wrong. He's definitely a slothtard!

by GambitKing October 6, 2015

slothing around

moving and acting lazily, sluggish, lifeless; unwilling to use any type of energy

Mike: Hey whats wrong with Paul?

Jim: Oh don't worry about him he's just a complete sloth today just slothing around.

by Paul Hargus December 30, 2015

Slothaism

The act of worshiping sloths.

Human: I hate sloths. They're so dumb.
Sloth: YOU WILL USE SLOTHAISM OR YOU WILL DIE.

by SonicKnuckles1998 August 12, 2016

Slothosexual

Being sexually attracted to a sloth, and will usually get turned on by their slowness, because damn that's sexy.

"What's your sexuality?"
"I'm a slothosexual and proud." ;)

by Adora :)) March 7, 2017

slothore

A group of sluts

Look at that slothore

by ytnigchow June 10, 2017

slothsquatch

A very large slow person.

My boss is so slow, he's just such a slothsquatch.

by Marshallu78 August 2, 2017