skipquote

On an internet message board or forum, a skip quote is when one poster replies immediately after another poster, but does not reply to the most recent poster. Instead, he quotes and replies to a preceding post above the most recent poster. For example, reply #5 in a thread is quoting reply #3, and ignoring the intervening reply #4. This can be accidental if both people (4 and 5) are replying at the same time. When done intentionally, it can be an insult or a dis to the most recent poster (#4).

LOL bitch, you just got skipquoted!

Oh no you DIDN'T just skipquote me!

by poster #5 December 7, 2005

skipple

When a male feels his nipple, and it feels like there is a skittle under it.

Guy1: Do you feel that bump?
Guy2:(feels nipple) Yeah bro that's a skipple.

by TheAZN859 October 16, 2010

skipad

Something you just sort of do when something completely and absolutely worthless to you is being presented to you. For example, you are going along and are presented by the world with an idiot or moron or loser or some completely benign event or happening that is not worth much to you, then you skipad the situation. The origins of this word are unclear but might be from youtube where a similar feature is available to block the same kind of horrible situations.

I think I am going to skipad this person that is really annoying and rather do something fun. Because whenever I skipad someone who is dimwitted the experience just goes better.

Alice never has anything useful to say, so Bob has started to skipad her.

I am going to skipad the news since it is always information that is not useful.

If everybody would just skipad the elections, then we really would not be in this situation.

by ItHappenedSlowlyButSurely June 14, 2018

skippy whippy

fun and exciting

The new amusment park is a real skippy whippy

by JJCVIP March 21, 2019

Skipper

Someone who is always moving selling drugs or a upcoming drug lord/king pin

Hey! You know anyone selling white girl?

Yeah I know a few skippers.

by El pablo Escobar April 23, 2020

Dern Skippy

To be completely positive on what you are saying or doing.

Dern skippy!

by joeluvsme2 December 15, 2010

23 Skippoo

the crafty maneuver employed by a male during urination when he unexpectedly realizes that he must also defecate; accomplished by pausing midstream, then performing a 180 degree rotation

A rookie who attempts the 23 skippoo may end up buying new hand towels.

by Baron Von Balderdash January 18, 2011