sapless

When a guy cannot produce cum. A nickname guys use.

Max is so sapless!

by ubdick August 16, 2014

Silent Buff

A statement said by a cringy Call of Duty Warzone tiktoker lying about how a weapon was buffed with out patch notes for views, likes, follows.

"The M16 got a silent buff its so broken this might be new meta go dominate!!!"

by Dr.Trashatgames March 15, 2021

A Jay and Silent Bob

someone who supplys you with weed, or anykind of supplement of that nature.

lets go hit up a jay and silent bob OR im lookin for a jay and silent bob do you know where i can find one? OR do you know if jay and silent bob are at the quick stop?

by The Drew-Ski December 21, 2010

The Silent Treatment

When you're sleeping over at a friends house, traveling, or spending time away from home and, because you wake up before everyone else and can't fall back asleep, you proceed to find a bathroom and masturbate in complete silence as not to wake the other people.

Dude, I regret to inform you that whilst you and everyone else were still sleeping, I gave myself the silent treatment in the bathroom.

Yeah so we went back to her house and she ended up passing out. So, the silent treatment was my only option.

by sorry, bro...but thanks January 6, 2011

sigler

A snobby teacher who always brags about what she has.

She always acts like such a sigler it gets on my nerves!

by poopyvonfrankeinstisdlkasjdfl December 22, 2008

The Silencer

First apply a small amount of hot sauce on your penis, then let the girl give you a blow job, this will cause her nose to run, wipe the snot off her nose and use it for lubrication to have anal sex, after having anal sex get on top of her and titty fuck her while she licks your butthole, while this is goin on you fart in her mouth, she will a puzzeled look on her face but waste no time and turn around and cum in here mouth, don't let her swallow it immediately, then take your penis and shove the cum down her thoart, while you are doing this you piss down her thoart forcing piss/cum down her thoart, while she's forcing this down you shit in your hand and throw it in her face, you then pull a Tony Danza and ask her whos the boss she will probably say "you are" you then punch in the nose and say "No Tony Danza is the boss bitch" you then throw shit in her face again and ask her once again who the boss is she will then reply "Tony Danza" you punch her in the nose again and say "why are you thinking about Tony Danza while we are having kinky sex."

Requirements for The Silencer: You must have at least a 10 inch penis, no sexual activity for at least a week before preforming this and only anal sex with no store bought lubricants and you have to be pretty messed up in the head or just really kinky....Warning make sure women is willing participant and beware of her trying to bite your penis!!!!

by The ones and only January 16, 2009

silent rage

when something happens or someone says something to you that makes you angry and hurt and you want to scream out loud but you don't because you are afraid that people won't understand and you are extremly irratable for a long period of time afterwards

crying or tearing up is common

Taylor: OMG MARCIE! You are so ugly and fat! LOL!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

Marcie: >:'o *runs to hide*

Beth: Wow, did you see Marcie after Taylor said that?

Emma: She looked like she was going to explode!

Beth: She must have had a silent rage....

Emma: Poor girl.

Taylor: Well she is! ;D

by exampleistruestory August 22, 2011