simon fofa

the best human ever, also called just fofa or fofina
OHH FOFINA 😭😭😭🫶🫶” simon fofa is the best <3333
by LIA >:) <3 April 26, 2022
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Simon Everitt

An old man who is selfish, teaches year 6 students useless lessons that have no meaning what so ever.
student 1="who is that horrible man."
student 2="that is Simon Everitt."
by diamond miner February 27, 2018
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Simon A

Simon A is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.

It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.

Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
“Damn, that guys amazing. Must be a Simon A.“
by LordArcyus November 01, 2020
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Simon Rippe

Was für ein G!
Schäm dich wenn du nicht Simon Rippe bist

Penis Durchschnitt:
1,5m
Simon Rippe ist so ein G
by Jejejejs November 24, 2021
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Simon Baz

Simon Baz is a fictional superhero appearing in books published by DC Comics, created by writer Geoff Johns and artist Doug Mahnke. Baz is an officer of the Green Lantern Corps, an extraterrestrial police force. The character made his debut in 20122 following DC's 2011 company-wide relaunch as part of its Green Lantern story arc "Rise of the Third Army", in which he replaces Silver Age hero Hal Jordan as the Green Lantern of Earth's sector.
I am Simon Baz I was arrested for stealing a van that happened to have a bomb in it with this ring showed up and broke me out of Jail. Then the Justice League showed up and tried to arrest me, and a talking squirrel told me I had to come help save the universe.
by Replica500 April 26, 2022
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simon neugebauer

Underrated football manager from the uk.
Coaches the team (tarvinrexfc) and currently top of the board.
Simon neugebauer is an underrated football manager/coach the team he works for is tarvinrexfc and he deserves way more fame.
by Simon neugebauer May 12, 2021
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Double-Simon

When your name is simon and you had had sex with the same girl as another simon
"if i also have sex with her, then we would have a Double-Simon"
by upcoming_popstjerne September 06, 2017
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